Out of the Mouths of Moms

note: there should be a way cool button here but I'm having trouble getting it to work... but it'll be up sooner or later... see the button (and the original post at MckMama's Place)

ok, so you may remember when I shared several of my Not Me! Moments (as read here and here and here and click on the "Not Me Mondays" label to the right of this post to find the others) as part of MckMama's Weekly Ta Da .... now, as seen above, a new aspect of the MckMama community, that I anticipate can be very, very, very entertaining.


So let's see.... what all discussions have we had at our house lately, actually how about just yesterday....

"no, don't poke Mama's belly, it hurts Bowen"

"no, Bowen can't hold you when she gets here, she's going to be a little baby"

"what's that? you and Abby (who isn't even at our house) are going to the party? and Mama is staying here? ok then."

"Did you lock Mama in the closet?" (from outside the closed but not actually locked door 'yea') "Can Mama come out of the closet now?" (still from outside the door 'noooooooo')

"Get your clothes on, its time to go to Sha Sha's house.... (reply: ' sha sha house gone. to beach. swim. ocean') ... "Sha sha's house went to the beach to swim in the ocean?" ('yea') "are you sure?" ('yes ma'am)

"No, don't stand on that... (plastic tea pitcher)" 2 minutes later "No don't climb on that (suitcase being packed for hospital) 3 minutes later "No don't jump off the bed, stay in the middle" 30 seconds later "yes, you'll fall and hit your head if you jump close to the side of the bed"

"yes that is a naked pillow" (she pulled the pillowcase off) "yes you are a naked girl.... no, Mama is not going to get naked and jump on the bed"